by Minstrelminor May 16, 2016
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Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
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A synthetic rainbow sprinkle lodged in the crevice of the buttocks, after swimming in a pool of fake sprinkles.
by Cillian_Byrne May 21, 2017
Get the Dingle Sprinkle mug.When some unexpectedly kind of liquid sprinkles on your head/body, and you have to touch it with your hand and look at it to identify the liquid. This usually happens when it's not raining or when you're inside. The build-up to the reveal is always intense, yet 9/10 times it's still water. You always think it's birdshit or some kind of bodily fluid.
"I walked beneath a tree yesterday and got a mystery sprinkle. I thought it was birdshit but it turned out to be just water."
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Get the meat sprinkles mug.When one rubs thier partners clit vigorously in a wax-on wax-off motion while they squirt - causing the projectile squirting to travel in a ffft-ffft-fffttt type of path.
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