N. soccer with a clothespin.
by Hubert Rolandburger January 25, 2011
A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker
by DialLforDollars August 03, 2007
When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
by Awesom0h4000 June 03, 2020
A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome
by Astromech0 February 28, 2022
Jocker Soccer refers to a kick to the nuts when a Jock is harassing or bullying you be it physically, mentally, emotionally or verbally, The result to 'Jock Soccer' a jock is to be bullied by a jock, pantsing them and then kicking them in the nuts at full force.
Tim: Hey Bob, What happened to you and that one Jock?
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
Bob: Oh, you heard about the fight? I gave him the ol' jock soccer after he punched me.
by RobottoTree March 22, 2024
by a23577 September 29, 2018
a sport that everyone plays and if you play you think your an athlete but you really aren’t because its not that hard
by onedbitch October 28, 2018