California Sandwich

Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)

"I'm hungry for a California Sandwich!" ~ Shaquille O'Neal

by T ro n Vna Htutoen January 17, 2006

Chubby Sandwich

When two obese people run at each other and collide, either to fight or to hug.

Two friends are rough housing in the backyard.
"Oh shit, there goes Maddie and Brandon at it again, what a Chubby Sandwich."

by gingerwhoisthebread October 7, 2009

tulip sandwich

Sexual act where two guys put their dicks in 1 butthole

"Wow! Did you hear that jack got a tulip sandwich from james and conner last night?"

by Nerdyo December 18, 2017

cocaine sandwich

two layers of cocaine with heroin in the middle.

"Hey Tim, this is one great cocaine sandwich."

by phillyfryer December 31, 2011

meatball sandwich

Placing your dick n balls inside a bun and delivering it to a someone

Here babe have this meatball sandwich

by yourmomb1tch September 16, 2013

Sandwich Syndrome

Sandwich Syndrome is when someone doesn't go through puberty until Sophomore year in highschool, or sometimes even later.

Named after the town of Sandwich, Illinois because everyone born and raised here has never gone through puberty even when they are in highschool.

Sandwich Syndrome is a terrible, yet hilarious disorder, and should be laughed at whenever you see a non-pubescent FAG

Guy 1: Hey, why is that 6th grader going to Chem 2?

Guy 2: That's not a 6th grader, that's our teacher!

Guy 1: Ooh, he must be from Sandwich

Guy 1 & 2 Laugh

Teacher: Detention, both of you! Sandwich Syndrome is a SERIOUS disorder

by Buh AMF April 3, 2009

lady sandwich

Noun: The delectable inner sanctum of a lady's privates

Synonyms include: the mossy cleft, fanjita, vag-jay-jay, foof, poonani, clam, sideways smile, eye of sauron, etc

Modifier/verb: (usually be sandwiched between)
squeeze between two other lady sandwiches, typically in a restricted space or so as to be uncomfortable in honour of the mighty nation of Lesbos and the scissor sisterhood

'My dear you have a wonderful lady sandwich, perhaps we could meet in the stationary cupboard and lady sandwich between the A3 printer paper & the staple removers?'

by LyndzRuleOK May 5, 2016