September 13

1/5 of the best humans on earth! The adorable Niall James Horan!
Whos bday is on September 13 ?

Directioner: Niall!
by Larry4eva1d January 04, 2022
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September 2

September 2 is national grab dick day you go up to your friend and grab their dick.
Girl- hey chris grabs dick
Girl-happy national grab dick day
Guy- I forgot today was September 2
by Mythical god September 02, 2021
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September 9

September 9th is national Yes Day!
You have to say yes to everything your boyfriend says.
“it’s september 9th
“so?”
“that means you have to say yes to everything i say
oh no
by big johnnnyyyy September 08, 2021
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September 11

The day the symbols of American imperialism (Twin Towers) and American militarism (Pentagon) were attacked; also the day most average American citizens realized there were real-life consequences for complacency and apathy in the face of criminal policies carried out by their government.

This was also a significant moment in modern history because it marked the first time ever members of the oppressed nations actually fought back by striking at the center of world trade and finance. The World Trade Center and the Pentagon, both legitimate targets according to the very same standards of the US military, were attacked because the terrorists saw them as the main source of Western economic exploition and oppression of the Third World (through corporate globalization and military intervention).

Finally, it should be said that contrary to popular thought, terrorism is NOT a weapon of the weak. In fact, it is most often a weapon of the strong, and it has been practiced by powerful states for thousands of years, except they never call it "terrorism", but "liberation", "counter-terrorism", "defense", or some other self-justifying label. Examples include Rome, Nazi Germany, Israeli "Defense" Forces, and the US State Department.
A captured pirate was brought before Alexander the Great. "How dare you molest the sea?" asked Alexander. "How dare you molest the whole world?" the pirate replied, and continued: "Because I do it with a little ship only, I am called a thief; you, doing it with a great navy, are called an emperor."
by LeftwingRadical March 28, 2005
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September 5

People born on September 5 are usually the hottest, most sexiest, nicest person you would ever meet. If anything, i would wanna get myself a hottie born on September 5th
Person 1: Hey, she’s sexy!!
Person 2: Hell yeah!! Must’ve been born on September 5!
by totally not who you think it i November 02, 2020
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September 6

Wow he is gay
He’s born on September 6 he’s going to be gay
by Nhgvbmkg October 17, 2020
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