September 2

September 2 is national grab dick day you go up to your friend and grab their dick.

Girl- hey chris grabs dick
Girl-happy national grab dick day
Guy- I forgot today was September 2

by Mythical god September 1, 2021

September 7th

National Newt Day

Stevie: Hey Eleni its my birthday september 7th

Eleni: Shut up its newt day
Stevie: Wtf is that
Eleni: Time to watch maze runner

by ii_wOoDs_ii October 17, 2019

September 24th

September 24th is when the cutest little frick thats AMAZING at baseball was born

"did you here my birthday is september 24th? They say thats the day cutest people are born"

by Joshiesbee June 10, 2021

september 4

kiss a guy whos name starts with J

kiss jason on september 4

by iasdjiaj2 September 3, 2022

September 5

People born on September 5 are usually the hottest, most sexiest, nicest person you would ever meet. If anything, i would wanna get myself a hottie born on September 5th

Person 1: Hey, she’s sexy!!
Person 2: Hell yeah!! Must’ve been born on September 5!

by totally not who you think it i November 1, 2020

September 6

Your gay

Wow he is gay
He’s born on September 6 he’s going to be gay

by Nhgvbmkg October 17, 2020

september 10th

the day before september eleventh

wtf..dude! today is september 10th the day before 9/11 not 420!!

by booboochickenfoo September 25, 2005