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California Sandwich

Baby sandwich. Commonly reffered to as a California Cheeseburger, may have originated on the Simpsons. Often used to refer to a hippie who is too high to notice that they're eating a baby. Ingriedients are as follows; 1 large baby, 2 extra large slices of bread, season to taste, (Note: May add lettuce, onion, pickle, tomato, ketchp, mustard, or mayonnaise to give your baby more flavor)
by T ro n Vna Htutoen January 17, 2006
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Finger sandwich

The process of performing cunnilingus while lovingly providing digital stimulation to your girlfriend.
Norah: I have the naughtiest craving right now...
Kimber: what, like a finger sandwich perhaps?

Norah: yes, that's EXACTLY what we want! Spread 'em woman, so I can have a taste!
by Lanky Cougar August 30, 2016
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lady sandwich

Noun: The delectable inner sanctum of a lady's privates

Synonyms include: the mossy cleft, fanjita, vag-jay-jay, foof, poonani, clam, sideways smile, eye of sauron, etc

Modifier/verb: (usually be sandwiched between)
squeeze between two other lady sandwiches, typically in a restricted space or so as to be uncomfortable in honour of the mighty nation of Lesbos and the scissor sisterhood
'My dear you have a wonderful lady sandwich, perhaps we could meet in the stationary cupboard and lady sandwich between the A3 printer paper & the staple removers?'
by LyndzRuleOK May 5, 2016
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sandwich bagged

the act or practice of using a ziplock sandwich bag as a prophylactic in order to prevent conception or venereal infection
I sandwich bagged that ho
by The Lightswitch June 23, 2008
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Hug Sandwich

An activity in which two people both embrace the same person from opposite sides simaultaneously.
Let's both hug Abbie and make a hug sandwich!
by AndyTheRoo December 4, 2010
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Chubby Sandwich

When two obese people run at each other and collide, either to fight or to hug.
Two friends are rough housing in the backyard.
"Oh shit, there goes Maddie and Brandon at it again, what a Chubby Sandwich."
by gingerwhoisthebread October 7, 2009
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tulip sandwich

Sexual act where two guys put their dicks in 1 butthole
"Wow! Did you hear that jack got a tulip sandwich from james and conner last night?"
by Nerdyo December 18, 2017
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