wet poon

1. a vagina or poon which is wet
2. a pussy which is wet from arousal

SEE ALSO slick slit

She had such a wet poon my dick slid right in

by Poonspert May 13, 2004

i need some poon

"i need some poon" basically means "i need some sexual intercourse" or "i need some poonani".

the word: poon- refers to a woman's vagina.

made mainstream by the movie: 'the 40 year old virgin',
where the drunken and sexually frustrated main character is in a bar surrounded by available women and states i need some poon...and gets no reply.

by G.j.H July 7, 2008

Rat Poon

Someone who is cowardly or scared; having no courage what so ever. Also known as being a pussy or a scaredy cat; someone who constantly snitches; like a rat.

Kody: Alex is being a fucking little pussy!
Ashley: Nah, he's being a Rat Poon.

by 7V i 7V j A August 7, 2010

Smoking Poon

When the smoke (exhilation) from the hit of a joint/pipe/bong is blown slowly onto the pussy/clit before inbibing (kissing, sucking, eating it).

"You smell like sex and weed. Have you been smoking poon again?"

by Mistress Q February 6, 2008

The Prime Poon System

Rather than conforming to the traditional ranking of women on the scale from 1 to 10, the Prime Poon system is a method of ranking women using prime numbers from 3 to 59.

1) HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT CHICK IS A 3!!! EVEN BY THE PRIME POON SYSTEM!!!
2) Eh... I give her about a 37
3) Damn... she like a 53

by crispy429432 March 6, 2010

beer poon

A chick whose sole purpose in life is to play beer pong at house or frat parties.

Can often be found in her native environment whoring the far end of the designated pong table drunkenly shaking her hips to some mysterious beat between shots.

THAT GIRL IS SUCH A BEER POON BRAH, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET TO PLAY

by Ballus Maximus March 20, 2010

gee poon

a wide set flaming vagina

i went to the doctors last week, and he told me i had a gee poon

by geepoon August 17, 2010