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Political swag

One who presents genius and renovating ideas during the 2012 state of the union address.
Barack Obama has so much political swag after that stae of the union address
by Wervevrtb February 14, 2012
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Political Analphabet

A political analphabet it's a person that doesn't have any deep knowledge in politics. Most of the issue comes from the lack of reading books, poor analysis of information, and the person getting all of his knowledge from memes born from political shitposting that simplify all of the information.
Person A: Look at this meme "Person B", this is totally you in the political spectrum.
Person B: STFU "Person A", you are a political analphabet
by mctwist23 June 27, 2020
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Political punishment

When a Liberal does something STUPID! then gets what the Liberal deserves. heheh...
(Political punishment) Def: Liberal "Lets raise taxes 45% to support strip clubs" Any normal person AKA Conservative" No you crack head!, that's a terrible idea" Then conservative throws a rock at the liberals' nuts then pours 1,000,000 degree chicken noodle soup on the Liberal's face" That's you Political punishment
by Honky donkey22 November 25, 2021
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political shadow

1. A government employee whose job is not viewed to be particularly important by most of the people who don’t work for the government that run into them, but their role plays an important function in keeping the government running efficiently and effectively. Usually, their employer or the individual/s who run the department or agency, because of their position in the government, work in the public spotlight, while political shadows tend to work more in the background, or in other words in the shadows, where they are seldom noticed by the general public. Often times these people either work in jobs where they don't deal with people that often, or they work in jobs where they deal with people frequently, but their role is frequently viewed as being less important than the role held by their employer.
2. The political impact an individual or group has on the world around them
1. Dave is a political shadow. He is a policy analysist who works for the U.S. Representative Aderholt. Most of the people who encounter him don't think his role is anywhere near as important as the role his employer has in the U.S. Government; yet without Dave, the policies would not be written that well and may not be as effective in achieving what the law was intended to do. Hence, he plays a very important role in ensuring the government operates in an effective manner.
2: Alexandra has a large political shadow because of the large number of Black Lives Matter protests and women's marches she has attended over the past four to five years; along with the numerous times she has lobbied political officials on various issues related to gender equality, gun control, racial justice, education, and the Covid-19. She has a very large political impact on the world around her.
by Vanguard 1998 March 20, 2021
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Political Parasite

Someone who makes politics their entire social identity, and won’t shut the fuck up about politics. Generally, they hate whoever espouses beliefs stemming from a party not of their own.
Don’t talk to Karen, she’s a political parasite, and will be fervently listening to every word you say, and will try to destroy your happiness based on that which she doesn’t agree. Tom is the same way, even though he’s on the opposite end of the political spectrum.
by MayneDeWayne May 27, 2021
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Yoga pants politics

When a company is so engrossed in woke culture you can’t figure out what they are actually selling
I don’t need your yoga pants politics-Chris Rock
by Bxexnx March 5, 2023
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political priapism

An unwanted and painful election that won’t go away after four years
This shit again!? Man it was kinda funny at first but i really just want this election to go away now. This is political priapism i swear.
by Doomicus magnus May 15, 2024
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