Skid police

The "skid police" are calling. Referring to the necessity for a loss of traction in an automobile.

Hey mate the skid police are calling!

Ah fuck I better break the tyres loose on my Lexus!

by Lexus is200 February 12, 2021

Fun police

My sister pcso fiona

Pcso fiona commented on a joke in a whatsapp group and had all the siblings running for the hills Fun Police

by Tim1987 February 14, 2022

Mutha fucken police

Mutha fucken police

The mutha fucken police are behind us!

by Ugwee baby September 4, 2018

League Police

When a police agent confronts a man chasing girls in public because he is way out of their league.

- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!

by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023

cum police

The branch of law enforcement responsible for makes verifying the legitimacy of an orgasm.

Babe, you can be honest with me, did you cum? I'm not the cum police, you're not on trial.

by Dixon_Ticonderoga December 17, 2022

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold September 25, 2015

Sus Police

(noun) One who prides themself with finding the imposter(s) in Among Us, typically ignoring tasks.

“sus police are kinda sus.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021