Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.
Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".
by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022
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One-parent

When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.
I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.
by Weapon H April 21, 2021
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Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.
"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."
by flashwildecard September 09, 2014
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Parent Mode

When somebody gets into questioning mode with their kids.
Mom: You are spending the same amount of time "Studying vs Social Network"
Son: Mom, Don't get all Parent mode. I've been looking for assignment references online
by desihost September 21, 2019
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Fandom parent

A person which has gotten another one to be engaged on a specific internet comunity.
"Carlos was Fred's fandom parent for fnaf".
by Mogaku December 19, 2021
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I dropped it parent

1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.
by Arnie Grape May 05, 2021
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Military parent

A type of (usually male) parent who treats their household as if theirs kids are in the army, they're typically very strict and do not like their kids questioning their orders even if said order is unreasonable, unethical or doesn't make much sense, they can also act very cold and emotionally distant towards their child but this isn't always the case.

Whilst a percentage of military parents were probably in the army when they were young, alot of them weren't and just act like they were.
A military parents Reasons for their parents style include:
-An intense desire for power or control.
-They may have been in the army and were conditioned by it.
-A false belief that being tough and distant on their kid will condition them and make them a strong stable adult.
-Trauma from their past such as abuse or similar treatment from their parents.
by Dr Doot January 30, 2024
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