Oscar (AKA Snowball) Puri is a very handsome Maltipoo. He lives in Bay Area, California. Oscar is a very anxious man, and has separation anxiety from his parents. Overall, Oscar is very chill, but does have sudden bursts of energy. Oh, he also looks like Alec Baldwin for some reason.
A: Nice dog, what's his name?

S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?

A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.

S: Haha, he'd like that.

A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.

S: I’d love to.

(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)
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An Oscar gloat is when the male says what the female wants to hear. Also the males name is Oscar
Use the Oscar gloat and you will have girls
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Only affects 1 out of 10 men Worldwide

But mainly just 405Richman
Dang 405richman you still stuffing from Big Oscar mayer Syndrome”
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The hottest guy on earth, kind and is the most charming person a girl can meet. He is amazing at sport and almost everything that he tries. He is a friend that everyone wants and his friends always ask to hang out. All the girls that he has been friends with have had a crush on him. All in all he is an amazing person!!
Oscar Best is so hot 🥵
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Oscar Acosta has a big cock, but other people won’t admit it because they are jealous
2-D- 'in your dreams, Oscar Acosta'
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Worthy of an award. In behavioural terms, upright, just, gleaming and outstanding amongst all others. In physical terms, effortless presence and appeal to both males and females. A state often envied by the covetous but impossible to pull-off by impersonation . You either have award winning 'oscar-ness', or you don't!!
"Hello, is that the Community College? Where can I learn Oscar-ness please?" ............... (Reply), "I'm sorry, Oscar-ness is a gift which can be neither taught nor learnt. Please peruse our options for a more suitable course, Personality Development maybe?"....
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A curry licking, carpet riding cunt who cannot connect to the email servers during technical difficulties. They usually only mate with other male species due to their attractiveness to nipples. They are quite fancy and can be an awesome chap but can sometimes get in the way when you’re eating Parmesan noodles with uncooked salmon!
Bruv I met an Oscar Male today

Wow, I heard he aaaaaaah
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