fire poops

Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops

Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops

by Thepoopsloreguy May 24, 2018

Bum Poop

Human-like feces found on the sidewalks of urban regions. Typically in areas with an excessive amount of homeless folk.

I skateboarded over some bum poop today...and now my wheels are all crusty.

by Cornelius Dickilus April 12, 2009

Boomba Poop

The spicy, nasty poop you take in a public restroom after a sudden stomach upset.

Dude, I totally just laid a fat boomba poop in there.

by Freelettuce June 17, 2018

poop skull

Someone who actively participates in cranial defecation, ultimately wearing another persons feces on their head. - A more polite way to refer to someone as a shit head.

No, Benjamin Philip, these are not kid's shoes. That's rich coming from a poop skull like you, with your size 6 narrow slip ons.

by thefunkyfeelone September 5, 2018

Poop Fongo

When you poop in a sock and throw it at an object.

The other day, I pulled a poop fongo by throwing it at a wall.

by Poop Fongo Man February 13, 2019

Poop meitiner

When a man of asian descent becomes obsessed with poop and all things fecal matter.

This is so sad i mean just look at emperor hirohito, he has become such a poop meitiner you can see some faeces on his nose.

by Dr. Meitiner April 10, 2019

poop sled

A pooping technique invented by Carly McNeil. The technique: Prior to pooping, drop a few squares of TP into the bowl. Your number 2 will make contact with the TP and like small child on a sled, will proceed down the slope of toilet while on the TP, leaving no trace behind! This a great technique to use at a party or at home! Try it out.

Bob used a poop sled so no one knew he had pooped at the party.

by Redheadsaid December 16, 2021