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we're not in Kansas anymore

When you're in a place or situation that is outside your comfort zone or scope of understanding. Strange surroundings.
Man #1: Where are we? Everybody's dressed like a bunch of freaks!

Man #2: We're not in Kansas anymore!
by JeremiahBullfrog December 9, 2008
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not five feet apart

a reference to a vine in which someone says " two guys chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay". saying someone is not five feet apart means that they are gay.
rob:"did you hear that bob is not five feet apart?" josh:"oooh sh*t really? do you have his number?"
by breadsnorter December 9, 2019
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I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch

You ain’t gonna let this hoe get away with their shit. Not today baby
“I’m gonna go fuck your man
I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch
by JustWantToGoHome May 18, 2020
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not like talking about

Not as much as once was
Q: you've been working alot?
A: not like talking about
by jjb510 March 22, 2017
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almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.
"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."
by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016
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At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."
Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")
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we're not in Kansas anymore

That's what Dorothy said. To a witch-biting dog. When she was not in Kansas anymore. Just after riding a tornado.
by youarenotoldenough July 9, 2012
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