National Retard day

May 21st is the day where people all around go on social media and make dumb comments resulting in the trigger of many people

John: bro....tomorrow is National Retard Day

Jake: damn...im not gonna be on social media tomorrow then

by Hikari Fukushima May 21, 2020

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National hentai day

Everyday is a hentai day. Yes every fucking day is the hentai day but there is a national hentai day too which is on 27th August
So whenever ur reading this i hope u will have a happy hentai day

Person A: Happy national hentai day.
Person B: Happy national hentai day to you too.

by Knowledge D. Wiki October 18, 2020

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National Walmart day

October 29 is National Walmart day a day where we celebrate (Walmart) a place that sells pure (shit)

Me; happy national Walmart day
Random dude I’m texting :who are you

by Kim jong shlong October 29, 2019

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national skip day

the day after halloween on november 1st. you are allowed to skip school so you can celebrate halloween the proper way.

did you hear that no one goes to school on national skip day?

by teterdina October 31, 2019

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National slap day

On November 14 you can slap as many people as you want (even a girl)

Hey I'ma slap you it's national slap day.
Ok

by Dthoffkkg November 1, 2019

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National Popus Day

"National Popus Day" Is a day on October 25th to celebrate the awakening of your popus with candles and different personalized decorations to put on your popus

1:"My guy, I am going to dye my popus' hair for 'National Popus Day'."
2: "That's great Man We were just gonna put up popus decorations outside the house"

by Blacc Guy October 16, 2021

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