kanik mushroom

A scummy mushroom that's 20 ft underground
Racist pice of shit that doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut

"This cunts being an asshole after one cone - such a kanik mushroom"
"I was going on with my day when all of a sudden I smell a disgusting stench coming from the bin,must be a kanik mushroom"

by Calling out the hoes August 1, 2022

Manky Mushroom

A word made famous by a Scottish online predator hunter which refers to a strange looking penis that's been sent to an underage person who didn't request it.

I've seen your manky mushroom

by Predhunter May 27, 2025

Portobello mushrooms

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.

Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

Mushroom tonguer

Someone who u look at and just think fuck me what even are you

Out n about

1)fk sake man did u see the nick a that cunt that just went by

2)haha aye bro looks like he uses jizz for hair gel the spikey headed mushroom tonguer

by Down with the izzims May 26, 2022

Creamy mushroom

When a male ejaculates inside a woman but only leaving just the tip inside

Have you ever had a creamy mushroom?

by Little love spider October 6, 2022

Gandalf Mushrooms

An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.

I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms

by Oobagogo November 4, 2023

Mushrooms

Mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat

source: tumblr user @writhe

I consume the holy flesh of mushrooms, hoping mother nature will not bestow upon me with her eternal wrath as I eat all that it important to her; nay, the illusion of decay is just that: an illusion. Time is endless and in the end, we are all one with the earth. We are all at peace. Blessed be the Mushroom Queen (blessed be).

by Strange Bird May 18, 2019