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Maria

Maria is talented, gorgeous and defiantly stands out of the crowd.

Her body resembles one of a greek goddess. She looks like a real life disney princess. Her skin glows in the sun and her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, heads turn, she has everyone hypnotized with her gorgeousness . She loves the attention and always tries to be the best form of herself.

All boys want her, but she has her eyes set on one person.

She's a passionate lover. Be careful, cause once she lays eyes on you your under her spell.

Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.

She knows her self worth and is not afraid to tell you.
Im in love with maria, she's my addiction.
by Dudesgowin February 1, 2020
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Maria

Cool girl, beautiful, likes surf and volleyball, you probably meet her in a vacation in Africa, she likes germans
by jon winter November 21, 2021
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Maria Joao Couto

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.
by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021
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Maria

a smart beautiful girl, who is kinda insecure about herself but most of the time finds herself pretty. She is very nice and almost everytime tells the truth, but she does'nt wanna hurt a person's feeling's so she keep's things to herself. She likes to imitate and make fun of people with her best friend. If someone agues with her she gives that person the silent treatment. Is always excited when talking about fighting, because she has some build anger from all the years she spent on earth.
Jack: I like Maria, I wish she could be my girl.
by youdon'tneedtkme October 12, 2023
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Maria

whos the prettiest girl u have seen?
Maria bro
by fatboi26 February 7, 2022
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maria

maria is a very cute person, she likes to joke about monkeys and slaves. usually a Portuguese girl, an immigrant who makes very racist jokes. she is mixed and has mixed feelings about black people. says slurs every day and has a crush on a science teacher. overall very loud and obnoxious but a lovely harmless girl. a people pleaser. usually very wet and very hard too! do not go near her or she will bite you, however, gives the best succ as she doesn't bite you during that ;)
ben: "hi maria, i love the succ you give me!"
maria: "thanks, it's because im foreign!!!"
by StarMe March 17, 2023
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theona maria

That one bisexual friend. Obsessed with "H".Probably very private and reserved.
Vi la palas theona maria moment?
by Aolen May 20, 2022
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