job spill

(n)
work you are employed to do that spills into your own time

"I've worked 40 hours at the office and another 30 at home this week. This job spill is getting worse every week."

by Robert Doolan December 21, 2005

Job Schindler

(n) The guy who, after leaving a crappy job, helps his buddies from the crappy job find new jobs at his new company.

Frank is a Job Schindler. As soon as he got out of there, he started pimping our resumes to his bosses.

by Frustrated_Monolingual September 9, 2010

Ben Job

When a Ben kisses you on the cheek, steps back, and gently smiles at you with love in his eyes. This makes your heart flutter.

Girl 1: OMG, I hung out with Ben last night. After we left the bowling alley, he gave me a Ben Job.
Girl 2: That's so sweet! I wish I could get a BJ, too :(
Girl 1: Better find yourelf a Ben ;)

by PhatMaddy October 6, 2020

Walrus Job

An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.

Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

fan job

When a small or large portable fan is used to blow air onto a sweaty crotch or ass area in order to dry it. This method has been proven to cure crotch rot and swamp ass conditions for extended periods of time.

After sweating his pants off at work all day, Michael rushed home to give himself the sweet relief of a fan job.

by Scroteboat September 23, 2009

Xyon Job

The sexual act of wearing a battlestar galactica t-shirt or helmet of some sort and placing a snare drum in between ur legs and then taking a drum stick and inserting into the urethra of ur penis and perfectly playing the intro drum solo to the hit song by the band Disturbed called "Down With the Sickness"

Dude a Xyon Job hurts like a mutha bitch!!!
Anybody up for an XJ?

by BiGRazorSG55 April 9, 2010

Slave job

When you're getting a blow job from a woman and start reciting the Emancipation Proclamation at the height of your coitus.

Bill was getting a slave job but could barely make it through four score and seven years ago.

by Eridan585 February 4, 2010