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Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.
Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'
by Glansolo July 28, 2017
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Joe the Jew

by TacocaT257playdoh November 14, 2016
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what a jew

"A term for calling someone any swear you can think of" like when your playing warzone and someone uses a street sweeper in rebirth.
Likely originated from my Xbox party when talking about gassing the Jews.
"Dude did you hear that mike performed a Alaskan snow dragon On Brooke, Yeah what a jew.
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Skybustin’ Jew

A non-english speaking Italian that can’t see, smell or hear. Has dry rot from the waist down. Has several liberal and socialist family members in politics.
My skybustin’ jew friend needed an interpreter just to use the bathroom
by Duckwhore November 2, 2020
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sweaty jew

man my sweaty Jew was getting really bad today I soaked my underwear
by reading book October 12, 2016
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The jew game

People gather around in a circle and start throwing money on the ground. The first one to pick up the money is deemed the jew. Other people can bully and harass the person for it.
Tony threw a 5 dollar bill on the floor. Alex couldn't resist and picked it up. Alex was the winner of the jew game and called a jew for the next month.
by Shackle meister April 8, 2019
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cottonball jew

A person related to Adolf Hitler in stature and character
Jill is a real cottonball Jew. She don't even care for human life forms
by Slothfather February 27, 2017
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