Jew Tickler

One who sucks cock, blows pole, and tickles baby jews

Storm is such a jew tickler!

by shytabchris February 11, 2012

Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.

Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'

by Glansolo July 28, 2017

Jesse Jew

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Person 1:you know jesse Jew

Person2:🤏🏿

by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022

Jew Perk

A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.

Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."

Manager: "What, why?"

W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."

M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"

W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."

M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."

by Another-Anon October 1, 2010

Skybustin’ Jew

A non-english speaking Italian that can’t see, smell or hear. Has dry rot from the waist down. Has several liberal and socialist family members in politics.

My skybustin’ jew friend needed an interpreter just to use the bathroom

by Duckwhore November 2, 2020

sweaty jew

when your asshole gets really hot and sweaty

man my sweaty Jew was getting really bad today I soaked my underwear

by reading book October 12, 2016

The jew game

People gather around in a circle and start throwing money on the ground. The first one to pick up the money is deemed the jew. Other people can bully and harass the person for it.

Tony threw a 5 dollar bill on the floor. Alex couldn't resist and picked it up. Alex was the winner of the jew game and called a jew for the next month.

by Shackle meister April 8, 2019