Jess

A person (usually from the south of England) that thinks she is the queen of arguments when she never is.

Guy: nah weed is good
Girl: what is wrong with you? weed is fucking bad you scumbag
Guy: stop being a Jess

by Axtive_45 December 27, 2017

Jess

A girl who loves the colour yellow, wears scrunchies , her friends call her a vsco girl for it, uses tik tok only to see hot people and cute videos.

That’s Jessica she’s a bit of a vsco girl

by Eggs and spices June 01, 2020

jess

slay queen

omg jess

by September 14, 2023

Jess

A dirty bitch who can’t keep her legs shut

“Is that Jess”

“No her legs aren’t open, can’t be”

by Very epic Micheal February 07, 2020

Jess

Noun: A guy with a nice ass, and a smart mouth. The dumbest smart person you will ever meet. Hates being called Jessy. Will borrow your girl. Gives absolutely zero fucks, has an annoying tendency to always be right.

I can’t even be mad at Jess, he’s always right!

by Geethanxs1234 June 07, 2021

Jess

Jess is a very sexy bugga goes for very sexy men. Especially boys called Ryan.

Omg that’s Jess

by Sexybugga1010 July 12, 2022

Jess

Jess Is Such A Nice Person , She Always Asks How You Are Doing!

Jess : Are You Alright Angelo ?
Me : Good Jess Thanks

by Hahjaajaiai June 25, 2023