Cocktus Jack

when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass

"hey bro you get the travis scott meal?"
"yeah i got it with a side of cocktus jack"
"sweet"

by CocktusJack September 21, 2020

Jack Ma

A Comedical Joke involving the billionaire Jack Ma.

Jefferey: "you know Jack Ma"
George: "whos Jack Ma?"
Jeffrey: "Jack Ma balls off"

by Gerald Ulysses March 7, 2021

Jack Cunningham

Someone who is sexual pleased by tongs.

Woman: Hey did you bring the tongs?
Man: Hell yeah baby, you know I'm a Jack Cunningham!
Woman: *orgasms*

by yourboybd June 7, 2018

Jack Mindset

No matter what you do or no matter how many times people tell you, you think you are shit at whatever it is you’re doing.

Avery stop doing that you are starting to use a Jack Mindset.

by Swatboy0915 January 7, 2021

jack hoff

A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.

Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.

by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008

jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"

Parkuru, "er...ok..."

by adelews October 2, 2007

Sherpa Jack

To fail so badly that when all the passing grades were removed from the curve, the Sherpa Jack grade will still fail.

Guy 1: Oh man, physics was so hard I think I Sherpa Jacked it.
Guy 2: Yep, you're stupid.

by D42HIKE! June 13, 2008