ian

a cunt whos mum has saggy tits. is very strict with showers and complains about everything. if you see an ian run the other way or they will pull you to see a random man that will show you birds.

person 1:omg thats ian
person 2: eww omg run away from the crusty fuck

by ihateianscausetheycrusty May 20, 2022

Ian

From Sia’s point of view, Ian isn’t human. He’s a special gift that God has given her. He can give her everything because he’s super-duper cool.

However, Ian just gave Sia one thing. He gave her a world where there are only him and her in it.

Ian is the love of Sia’s life and she loves him till her death comes.

The way Ian laughs, smiles and talks to Sia makes her fall in love with him every second. He’s so loveable everytime he hugs her.

An amazing man like him deserves everything. So that’s why, Sia loves Ian with all her heart.

“I’d trade everything without exception my soul to love you in every kind of life.”

Person I : “That man looks like an angel.”
Person 2 : “Oh, he’s just Ian.”

by The Lady Who Loves Ian November 24, 2021

Ian

Someone who is good looking with a bbc. Athletic and lives his family and friends it very Lolay and always help a brother out.

Wow he is an Ian

by Hit em with that 1 2….... 34 March 5, 2019

ian

holy fucking shit literally stop speaking!!! nobody likes you fr

this is for a specific ian.

someone: have you talked to ian today?
me: literally shut the fuck up (hits them over the head repeatedly)

by ghoztboyz December 1, 2021

Ian

Jean if you’re reading this fuck you

Ian, Jean is such a bitch right?

by Royce Lee October 3, 2021

Ian

That guy who’s pretty tall but also very funny and cool kinda cute. But he will cheat on you cuz he was a natural born hoe.

Hey that’s ian the hoe.

by hshshee September 21, 2020

Ian

Ian is a smart and kind boy who loves skiing. He is great at sports and has lots of friends. He loves the. Seattle Seahawks and is very good at telling people stats.

Ian Is Cool!

by z.hjbfszz,ev March 17, 2022