The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.
by Snipedog22 January 23, 2013
Get the Hairy Tootsie Rollmug. Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.
by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020
Get the Hairy Anal Baconmug. Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.
The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.
by xXsexbaloonXx October 7, 2020
Get the Hairy Lightning Strikemug. by tommyw277 January 17, 2015
Get the Hairy Nosed Wombatmug. by Bromie74 July 22, 2021
Get the Hairy dad gamesmug. When you trim your pubes in the bathtub and stuff as many clippings as you can into your belly button.
by Carl Drogo April 4, 2015
Get the hairy belly buttonmug. by Caught Hairy Handed December 30, 2015
Get the caught hairy handedmug.