Gooch Parmesan

Noun; When a bitch don't clean her gooch and there is a mix of blood, shit and loose hairs.
Sometimes coupled with lice and/or crab flavoring.
It has a very dank smell, kind of like a mix of blood, shit, and yet again more shit on top of that.

Guy 1: "Hey, how was it with that fat bitch last night?
Guy 2: "I'm never being the Grenade man again, that bitch had gooch parmesan!

by Atormentedsoul July 17, 2011

Goochi Balls

The combined area of the gooch and testicles commonly used when describing the pain from a big wet shit.

Brett Hart "dude ooooooooooh my god, I just took the biggest shit and my goochi balls are on fire."

by Paul Walker Flocker Flame January 4, 2012

goochette

1: the female gooch
2: the space between the vagina and bum-hole

Man, she should really shave her goochette. It is like a forest down there.

by bob.dole October 19, 2011

goochilingus

Somebody who is so Gucci, they can have all the cunni in the world...

Have you seen Max's new haircut? He's such a goochilingus

by Goochilingus April 7, 2015

gooch doctor

The Doctor that inspects the Gooch and the area around it

Alex, my gooch doctor said my gooch has a rash.

by CarlaTheCarAlarm May 19, 2015

gooch rub

The act of rubbing the gooch with fingers (or tongue) to stimulate the male midst sexual encounters. WARNING: MALE MAY GROAN IN AW AND WONDER

"We were hooking up and I went down there, pushed his balls aside, and went straight for a good ol' gooch rub."

by goochmail November 14, 2015

gooch boner

The raging hard on that you get from deep within the gooch. Adds 3 to 5 inches of girth/length. Every male has these moments.

Dude, Carrie Underwood totally gives me a gooch boner.

by Girthquake69 January 9, 2016