Ghost Poster

A person that posts on a board, blog, bulletin board, etc. for another individual. Usually an employee of an executive or celebrity who is responsible for posting thoughts, daily events or announcements. Most common source of a ghost poster is facebook, twitter, myspace etc.

Due to my busy schedule and the unending requests and expectations from my fans, I was forced to hire a personal ghost poster to maintain my public image.

by mvchavis June 24, 2009

Ghost Beard

The pasty, white, albeit baby smooth underskin left over after you shave off your three-year beard.

Person #1: Is that Michael Jackson?

Person #2: Nah brah, Joaquin finally trimmed the Wook scrote.

Person #3: Do not stare directly at the ghost beard.

by Trapped_In_Time May 28, 2013

Ghost Of Luxembourg

The “Ghost of Luxembourg “is a creature that has been haunting the streets of the benelux country for years. It seems that he mostly appears in international breaks to stat pad goals against the poor people of Luxembourg from the penalty spot. His identity is not yet proven, but scientists suspect that the creature is Portuguese football star “Cristiano Ronaldo”

When the people from the Country thought they were finally save, the Ghost of Luxembourg struck from the penalty spot to bring terror over the whole state once again

by Joe Swanston March 27, 2023

boner ghost

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner

George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.

by meldon888 December 5, 2015

Ghost-blowing

The metaphorical dick sucking of a friend/colleague with a high regard of praise to others while the aforementioned friend/colleague is not around.

Cody was ghost-blowing you yesterday for your skill with the ladies.

by McFuzznut April 27, 2022

Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.

Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"

by jewCjuice October 13, 2010

Ghosted relationship

Ghosted relationship is where a man/woman who dissapeared and did not talk or text their partners.

Ghosted relationship ? Just break up

by AA 💜 December 2, 2018