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FieldEdge

A software company that will push you to the limits of sanity! "Get FieldEdge", they said. "It practically does everything for you", they said. "...so LOGICALLY designed", they said. "...we will integrate all your data for you", they said.

Immediately after the purchase of this software your will is fated to be broken. Your career choice will be questioned! Your sanity will be questioned...by your coworkers...your boss....even FieldEdge themselves. ITS MADNESS I TELL YOU! MADNESS!!
Meghan: "Donna doesn't look so good.....has she been logged into FieldEdge all day?"
Justin: "No wonder!! That FieldEdge will drive anyone batshit crazy!"
by 2BorNot2BDlee August 26, 2024
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failed speech check

When trying to convince someone to do something but you've got low Charisma so it doesn't work out.

Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.
"Get off my shit"

Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....
by Garrett-tha-goat August 30, 2024
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failed project

A slang term meaning a trans person transitioning from female to male or male to female and the transition did not work out resulting in a failed transition/ the person having a combination of guy and girl characteristics but can’t tell which gender they are
Preetha: That girl Sheeba looking different now then when I last saw her in 2019
Jack: Yea she wants to transition to a guy
Preetha: She got the looks of a girl except for her hair being short
Jack: her transition didn’t work since she still has looks of a girl but her hair looks like a guy’s hair style so it’s a failed project.
Preetha: guess her way to hide it is wearing a mask
Jack: yea they do that a lot around here when they don’t look exactly like a guy or girl but a combination of both
Preetha: I understand now
by Mr India!!! (Aka Jack P) March 15, 2024
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Field

As in a place where lost kids should go to when they get separated from their parents.
Frantic parent looking for their child: has anyone seen sweet little Janet?

Jo: yea she's somewhere in the field (as she casually turns to resume her conversation ignoring the frantic parent)
by PapaDiddyPop March 24, 2024
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Fielder

A uneducated white evangelical Christian and/or a MAGA republican, QAnon follower, and any other right-wing extremist from the rural American Midwest, the Rustbelt, the Inland Northwest, or the Canadian Prairie Provinces.
Most of the January 6 insurrectionists are either a southern dixie or a Midwestern fielder.
by lolawonderz93 May 2, 2024
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Field slaves

The most common type of slaves. These enslaved individuals typically worked in agricultural settings, cultivating crops such as cotton, tobacco, sugar, or rice. They endured long hours of labor under harsh conditions in the fields.
Master: TYRONE YOU LAZY FUCK GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
Field slaves
by Meme Zee follower May 6, 2024
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Fieldgate

When all the porta potties are full at a park so you have to take a shit in a field.
Yo! I heard you fieldgated last week! When’s it gonna be my turn??
by hellooooooobc123 May 25, 2024
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