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Sloppy Elephant

When a person with a penis tucks their penis between their legs and inserts it into their own ass.
We really gave ourselves a sloppy elephant when we implemented that change no one wanted to use.
Sloppy Elephant by Noxid625 July 8, 2024

The Elephant Man 

When a man eats another man's ass with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.

The Elephant Man 

When a man eats another man's ass from the front, with his balls resting on his nose on both sides resembling elephant ears or the elephant man.
Last night my boo surprised me by doing the elephant man, we loved it. Going to try it on him tonight.

Alabama Elephant 

When A Boy Shoves a Tube In His Sister’s Ass While Fingering Her, And She Farts While He Has His Nose In The Tube
Yo Mom, Is it Bad That I Gave Lexi an Alabama Elephant
Alabama Elephant by CBPC601 December 8, 2024

Dead Elephant Bounce 

A short-lived and delusional surge in the stock market or economy that occurs under conservative leadership. This usually happens after a crash, scandal, or policy blunder. It mimics a “dead cat bounce” but with heavier consequences, more denial, and louder press conferences. Symbolically named after the GOP elephant, it represents the false hope injected into markets by tax cuts, culture wars, or trickle-down talking points that no longer land.
Conservatives passed that stimulus for billionaires and called it a recovery. Dead elephant bounce if I’ve ever seen one.

irish elephant 

something that doesn't exist
person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!