Snail-Eyed

(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.

(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).

William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.

by TheShiningRod May 19, 2014

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Black-Eyed Susan

Old Western slang for pistols.

Alright boy, y'all better start hustlin' before I get dem Black-Eyed Susans out. Ye really don't wanna start raisin' sand.

by luigiman106 April 24, 2019

get eyed

People recognising you on the street, throwin looks at you. Basically being famous

P1: Have you ever heard of that dude Tony?
P2: Yeah, he getting eyed on the street everywhere he goes
P1: Man that's crazy, I wanna get eyed like him
P2: Good luck with that, he worked hard for his status

by yung rage April 14, 2019

Black Eyed Peas

oh yes, black eyed peas, formerly known as The Black Eyed Peas. The current members are Will.i.am, Apl.de.Ap and Taboo; and one of the former members is Fergie, which took the "The" with her when she Fergied (i.e. Zayned) and left the group with "BEP"

This group is amazing, their songs are amazing
that's all I have to say luvs

person 1: have you heard The Time by Black Eyed Peas?
person 2: Yesss, its legit my favourite group

by marielsitaa June 30, 2020

Bok-eyed pass

The Bok-eyed pass is used in Rugby Union and was invented in South Africa by U14 schoolboys. Johan Erasmus then elevated it to the international stage claiming it to be a new innovation along with other means of deliberate & underhand foul play that incompetent referees & World Rugby fail to punish.

Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking’ subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’.

“Forward pass referee!”. Ref: “No, you’re playing the Springboks, that was a Bok-eyed pass, perfected by Rassie”. Genius.

by Spratman July 21, 2025

One-eyed-russell

Another name for a penis

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick

by Einey June 10, 2011