Douchebag

Person who pays where ever and whenever the fuck he wants.
limo pulls up to parking structure. pays at the beginning. DOUCHEBAG
by yobaf March 1, 2011
mugGet the Douchebagmug.
Someone who says they were spreading misinformation based on if they were actually factually incorrect,
pretending as if they knew they were wrong the whole time.

Sometimes these types of people like to call people who see through the "misinformation" "nerds", as they are too egotistical to admit that they were just being a "dumbass".
"I made this, because my friend acts like this schrodinger’s douchebag"
by not lakepants February 15, 2024
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Douchebag

A bag guys carry around keeping track of womans douches to make sure that crazy bitch aint pregnant.
O shit mike i better check my douchebag and make sure that crazy bitch aint preggo.
by Crazy lady r trippin November 12, 2014
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Douchebag

A dumbass who thinks they’re better then everyone else.
Mr.douchebag bragged about his new fucking PS5 that he’ll never even use!
by Sk0olbus1 June 29, 2022
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Apprentice Douchebag

A Douchebag in training. Someone who is learning the trade of being a Douchebag.
"Dude what's his problem?"-Guy 1

"Oh, he's just currently a Apprentice Douchebag."-Guy 2
by Hourglass Mage November 11, 2011
mugGet the Apprentice Douchebagmug.

Douchebagism

Dogma and idiosyncrasies of the socially manufactured zombies caught up in the zeitgeist of its contemporary, tabloid celebrity culture. The ideology behind douchebagism could be summarized as the entirety of the ideas and opinions found within the ”impulse buyers” magazine rack at any given supermarket‘s checkout counter, condensed into a lifestyle, à way of life to aspire to, with its own set of internal rules, and it’s own set of values.
If you had the Anniston haircut in the 90s, you were a part of the douchebagism of the time.
by Boro1976 October 24, 2019
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Douchebag

A rich guy that hates poor people because they exist.
Dr.Damon was a giant douchebag
by Amburger the McRican March 27, 2024
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