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Hands down the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's very funny but he can be very annoying and obnoxious and very horny. He is always fat no matter what he tries to tell you. When he gets drunk he always falls down the stairs. My name is Diego and my life is so sick I eat shit. No matter what he will always try to hit on a girl that is way out of his league. Hands down one of the best people to be friends with.
by Elizabeth added April 11, 2019
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"did you hear about DIEGO?"
"Yea he was such a Simp today when he talked to that girl"
by Heckpeck April 3, 2020
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"I hate women" -Diego
by epick duck man May 24, 2022
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Diego is a very mature and sweet person he is the type of person who will always be there for you no matter what. He’s a very shy guy but he’s also really funny. He’s a very attractive young man and has really attractive hands. One of his biggest passion is soccer he loves it with everything in him. He also loves his friends but they could annoy him sometimes. He was dumb enough to break his own knee and then had to wear a brace that made him look like a robot. This is very much embarrassing because imagine having a leg that looks like a robot. He can’t even walk straight anymore. He could be a lil aggressive and tell you to die and jump a bridge. But overall diego is a really good friend.
OMGGG!!! Look at Diego’s leg he looks like a robot”
by @die January 31, 2022
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Jackin' It In San Diego

yes.

basically masturbating in San Diego of California
most people do this after getting into drama that is SERIOUS
but seriously this is a song for south park made by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Bruce Howell.
Stan: I just have to put an end to bullying Kyle! You don't get it!
Kyle: Yea but you are profiting off of this for yourself only! Just don't end up naked and Jackin' it in San Diego.
by ConnorBroski December 18, 2024
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diego... there are literally no words that could describe him. he's honestly so perfect, he has such a huge heart and is always putting others before himself. He is so charming and caring. He has this smile that is so contagious, his love for you just makes you fall more in love with him, hes everything, just so perfect. he is so amazing, loving, caring, honest, athletic, and overall just perfect. his glasses just fit him so well, his way of dressing is just so AHH, takes your breath away. He’s one of the cutest guys you’ll meet in your life! he swears he's not perfect but every person that meets him sees the exact opposite. hes, someone, you want in your life and don't want to lose, once you meet him, he's someone you NEED in your life, he gives you a sense of protection, love, and comfort. he brings out the best in you and changes you for the better, once you see a notification on your phone and realize it's him, makes you skip a heart beat. overall, his such they guy of your dreams, many people want to be around him but don't realize him, no matter how mad you are at him, get right with him because hes not someone you want to lose. diego if u see this I love you so very much but for every diego you meet don't let him go. <3
by kusyhejkf December 3, 2020
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San Diego Famous

Someone who is only famous in San Diego, CA
by Squirrelett February 19, 2022
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