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depressed espresso

expressing you're feeling depressed in a unique way or a cute way.
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Guy depression

An immense feeling of depression that guys get, usually caused by breaking up with their girlfriends. Can only be cured with strippers.
John: Joe broke up with Jane and now he has guy depression.

Jack: HE NEEDS STRIPPERS!!!
by Zoritos January 23, 2012
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Depressed Zain

Zain is nothing which will always be nothing. Zain will get his shoes taken by the con. Zain has gotten rejected by his love and will only be loved by his cat ballsack.
Depressed Zain loves Amanda

Depressed Zain is dead
Depressed Zain got rejected
by Con.asshat September 5, 2020
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depression presents

A depression present is a gift or gesture done for the betterment of one’s own or another persons mental heath.

A depression present can be something like a squishamallow or something like coffee/clothes/snacks/etc. The goal of a depression present is to make life the recipients life more pleasant, and enjoyable.

Depression presents rose to popularity due to their ability to save money in the long run by preventing costly mental heath emergencies. This works by taking l action to prevent depressive episodes from worsening by taking steps to better ones mental heath before it gets bad through emphasis on self-care practices and the valuation that small changes/ gifts can have a big positive impact on one’s mental heath and make it more worth living.
Depression presents can single-handedly save you countless dollars as they can prevent and mitigate a potentially costly mental heath crisis.
by K_<3_2001 October 29, 2023
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Depression Hungry

The feeling of unhappiness or feeling negativily about yourself that you can only be mended by a well needed amount of food.
Ex. "Sydney was beating herself up pretty badly until lunch afterwards. Why is that?" "Maybe she was just Depression Hungry."
by Quaint Kiwi June 30, 2016
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food depression

The feeling of severe sadness after wasting your stomach space on a bad meal.
Dianna suffered an immediate onset of food depression after eating Lotteria in Japan instead of a bowl of ramen.
by Porkroll December 7, 2016
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Fashion Depression

When whiny little "emo" kids mope about and talk about how depressed they are, when in reality they're not depressed; it's just the "in" thing to be depressed when you're "emo".
Emo boy: GAWD, I'm -so- depressed! I have no life! UGH, I'm just gonna sit here and cut your wrists.

Me: Hahah, you do that; have fun.

Emo boy: I will.. me and my Fashion Depression.
by ADTRfanforlife July 30, 2011
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