by AkiraShakira January 17, 2023

Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.
Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.
by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011

A peanut butter sandwich, especially served from a lunch bag without liquid to wash it down. Used by Philadelphia area middle- and high-school students.
This choke don't even have jelly.
by Ms. Mamie September 3, 2022

by bu eysus July 24, 2024

He is the choke king!
by StrikingNight January 11, 2021

Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.
Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.
Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.
by Sir Javi January 29, 2022

Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"
by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016
