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Carter

A carrot forged in the deep aisle of a Japanese breast. This creature has no beginning and no end. Your cum, his feast. Your foreskin, massaging his toes. Your nipples, his fresh meat. He is a monster hell cannot contain. Sacks jiggle to the sound of his voice. His every step, a fetus is aborted. His arrival is your defeat. This 8-legged anteloped hog and is a specimen conquering every hole on the planet. People refer to this mythical creature as God's Erection.
My fetus is developing like a Carter. Meaning the fetal implant is being referred to as the lunar cycle of the fetal reproductive system, and release a failed egg through the clitoris hole and is proceeding to excrete buckets of 1% anal fluid.
by Coceater February 4, 2021
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carter massey

carter massey is the hottest guy alive
by ilovecartermassey March 8, 2021
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Carter

Absolute unit on the gridiron. Very good with girls and loves to stick with one girl for a long period of time when given the same energy back. He is very smart but can be cocky at times so put him in his place. He is dedicated hard worker and only has 2 close friends. He is a tremendous athlete and a great person off the field.
Person A: is that a freshman on varsity

Person B: Yes, thats Carter
by Cash Money Ellis March 13, 2021
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Carter

She is so blonde, and i mean BLONDE. she has an extra toe probably but is too shy to show anyone except for her fourth grade boyfriend. Carter has the personality of someone whose from Texas.
by doitfart? March 17, 2021
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carter

a guy who is handsome and athletic. falls for one girl really hard and doesnt stop thinking about her. really funny and is really awesome once you get to know him. can seem mean but is nice once you get to know him. tries really hard. usually has blond or brown hair and brown or hazelnut eyes
carter
by feeling misunderstood March 28, 2021
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sexy man that is verry orgasmic is missing 5 toes on each foot and it the defantion of cancer but he has a big peepee
mom: hey honey i fucked carter and cheated on you
dad:its okay huny i hear he is verry orgasmic
son: im carter and im ur fucin son and u fucked me
by isabelle6969 April 1, 2021
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Pulling a Carter

Surrounding yourself with bisexual people but being straight yourself.
Wow you really were pulling a carter back at the pride March today.
by YARCLOCK April 2, 2021
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