high buddy

A friend who doesn't get high, but comes along so when you get high, they can watch your back and you don't do anything stupid. Also they can supply entertainment that makes sense, because they're not high. And they get the food when you get the munchies.

My friend doesn't want to smoke, but I told him just to come along and be my high buddy.

by highbuddynumerouno June 28, 2010

Nah Buddy

An interjection, usually screamed very loudly when you really don't want to do something very simple like grab something someone dropped, or fetch a beer for a friend. May also incite holes to be punched in walls.

Person 1: Hmm i wonder if the ball game is on. You mind turning on the TV dude?
Person 2: NAH Buddy!
Person 1: OK then, do you mind grabbing me a drink then?
Person 2: NAAAAAAAAAAAAH BUDDY!!

by 5079thSt October 27, 2008

lil' buddy

A little redneck guy who is the direct result of in-breeding.

On his way to the tavern yesterday lil' buddy fell off his horse and broke his ass bone.

by Rayne 2007 December 26, 2008

cutta buddy

A person you fuck/have sex with (see Booty Call)

Her: "That's my nicca Tray..."

Him: "Bitch, you ain't my girl! You jus a cutta buddy!"

by Mr. Peezee January 5, 2004

butt buddy

The asshole best friend of an asshole.

Joe and his butt buddy Carl annoy the shit out of me.

by schafft April 9, 2008

hug buddy

a pal you can give a hug to without your sexuality being suspect. usually used between two dudes. existence of a cross-sex hug buddy relationship indicates the male is emo and will remain a virgin for life

lebo: lets hug, hug buddy
cheezer: ok

by cheezer November 1, 2006

Purple Buddy

Man's best friend which is that one-eyed purplish nerd waiting to shoot at the stars on the end of one's meat pipe.

That miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one's middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive cunt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.

A funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.

(on the phone)
girl: hey! don't bring your lousy friend this time! he's such a turd...he just can't stop blabberin'

boy: hold your horses, this time I'll be coming only with my PURPLE BUDDY...but don't worry, I'll stuff him so deep in your twat you won't hear a word from him all night!

girl: jumpin' Jesus!

guy: I hope you flushed all that fudge out of Hershey Highway, I wouldn't want to be going home with a BROWN BUDDY next morning!

girl: I always knew you were a goddam racist!

by Penetrator II: sploogement day March 22, 2009