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August 24th

Hey dude, what day is it?
-It's August 24th! Wanna come with me to blow shit up?
-sure!
by Officer piggy wiggy August 23, 2021
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August 9th

August 9th is the day leaders are born, not just any leaders, the most compassionate and kind leaders.

Females born on this day are sweet, generous, strong and very kind, always look good and will age like fine wine.
Bossy, strong and attractive women are born on August 9th.
Man born on this day are strong, determined and very attractive, they are the definition of a faithful man.
If someone is born on this day and their name starts with the letter E, they will be very successful and loved by many.

Those born on this day will be challenged but they will succeed no matter what.
Person 1: hey when is the boss birthday?

Person 2: Eloisa was born on August 9th

Person 1: she is such a great leader.

Person 1 : The boss lady is very attractive huh?

Person 2: yeah, she was born on August 9th

Person 1: makes sense.
by Thetruthwill setyoufree July 23, 2022
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August 17

Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt

Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th
by Anonymous6926 November 22, 2021
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August Thirteenth

Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA. On August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.
John: Can you help me shave my head?

Sarah: Why, you don't like your hair?

John: No, a bunch of us are doing it for August thirteenths bald day. Cancer is still a death sentence.

Sarah: I was gonna wear a skull cap but of course I will!
by Walter Phillips May 13, 2013
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August 19

August 19th is national Kiss Your Boyfriend Day. Today is the day that you should kiss your boyfriend. If you don't then you are a bad person.
Josh: Oh my gosh! Todays August 19th!
Tyler: What's so special about that?
Josh: It's National Kiss Your Boyfriend Day!

Tyler: Really?
Josh: Yeah!
Tyler: Well I guess that means *smooch*
by Tiktok: vibes._.char August 18, 2022
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august 2020

The only month in 2020 that nothing bad happens
guy 1: dang is already September nothing bad happened in august 2020 weird right
guy 2:i know
by a_gay_priest_who_has_a_stand September 4, 2020
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August 23rd

National send your boyfriend seggsy pics day. (Much worth it)
“Dude!! It’s August 23rd !! My girl is gonna send some fire pictures
by Supreme69sexy August 23, 2022
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