August 15th

National Jackson day! the day where it’s all jackson! do whatever he wants, whenever he wants !

August 15th
jackson: come give me cuddles babe

bree: fine since it’s National Jackson day!

by jackson gf :) January 21, 2021

August 9th

Haiji towa hate day

Did you hear it's August 9th.
Oh yeah it's haiji towa hate day!

by annneeee August 3, 2021

august 3rd

National call out the people who talk shit behind peoples backs day!

"Its August 3rd!"
"So."
"We get to expose everyone we know who's chatting shit"

by sdbtlg January 24, 2023

August 10

August 10 is the day where guys that are dumb in relationships are born.

They don't know how to treat a girl and take everything to heart hurting loved ones and making them feel guilty

Girl: Hey, when's your birthday?
Guy: August 10, why??
Girl: Oh, no wonder you never keep a girl.

by h0pem_35 February 21, 2022

august 6th

august 6th was the day kai came out of a pussy

"what's today?"

"kai's birthday, august 6th"

"this bitch old"

by kaisoba May 26, 2020

August 13th

people born on august 13th have massive dicks

John: "Ben, is your birthday August 13th?"
Ben: "Yes John."
John: "You must have a massive dick!"

by notnorton May 22, 2022

August 28

Today is national no homework day!!!

Teacher:Why didn’t you do your homework? You: It’s August 28 so that means it’s no homework day!!!

by Ayathecool May 31, 2021