Did a Simon

To intentionally fall asleep shortly during a lecture whilst being hungover.

So i was at a club last night, and I did a Simon today during General Linguistics!

by Eilicec September 27, 2019

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

Everyone did really well

When a teacher says everyone did well, and your sitting there in class knowing forwell you failed

Teacher: everyone did really well on that test
Student: i only answered 2 out of 10 questions

by Jeffdonga December 1, 2018

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape: they did surgery on a grape

by Jonathan Lunders February 3, 2019

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

by Buechel July 23, 2022

What if i did?

something you say when you want to say yes, but you'd be to ashamed to say it directly

Johny: anne? Did you cheat on me last night? Anne: What if i did?

by hugo (the one with the big dic January 19, 2022

How did it backfire

How did it backfire? Be specific. Tucker likes it when you're specific.

Hym "How did it backfire, Steven? You. Didn't like what I said about your incest cult... And you were dismissive about the weaponized schizophrenia... And then when it turn out I was right... And you being an uppity, dismissive, crippled bitch got your own churches shot up and your catholic school kids murdered. Jordan Peterson had an emotional breakdown. You all agreed to pretend that that the was nothing you could have done about it and that nothing happened even though there WAS something you could have done about it. And then you all agreed to LIE about ME and say about ME the thing I said about your religion. That is THE EXACT SPECIFIC way in which it backfired. The backfire was YouTube decided to be dismissive about MY THING and LYING TO THEIR AUDIENCE claiming that I was just seeking attention and now you are trying to erase my from history to hide your own shame. You are the backfire Steven. I'll take that as an admission of guilt."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025