'tard spiral

When tards pass 'tarded information on to other tards, leading to a giant clusterfuck.

"Did you hear that they're giving away 30 day free trials of Viagra?"
"STFU, I just called and they're not. The sales guy said they've been inundated with calls today because of this 'tard spiral."

by Krispy Fressh July 25, 2008

Typical Tard

A slow person who expects you to look everything up online even though they have Google.

This typical tard expects you to look everything up for the even though they have Google.

by BadMrSnake August 08, 2020

Mo-tard

someone who is a cross between a moron and a retard.

That Ray sure acts like a mo-tard!

by sdmichele September 13, 2020

cheap tard

Adjective

When you buy something at the Dollar store and it breaks before you accomplish the task for which you bought it...then you're a cheaptard.

Joe, the screwdriver you got at Dollar Tree to fix the door, broke before I could drive the first screw in, you cheap tard!!!

by aogm March 16, 2017

Gift Tard

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.

Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.

by Bwooood May 31, 2019

Blurt-tard

Noun; A person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.

Man Denise is such a blurt-tard. She never shuts up when we talk on the phone! One time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! She's such a blurt-tard.

by JJRK21 May 16, 2013

R.E-tard

when you’re learning R.E and somebody’s a retard

Person: Do Jewish people believe in god?

Person2: no you R.E-Tard

by swansdownstairs May 10, 2019