by panickzzz June 6, 2017

by hellohellolittlehello March 8, 2021

an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends
Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
by NoStep February 9, 2022

“your mom gay”
“jeff you know me so well”
“see that cute track guy over there”
“he wants your jeffing myspace user”
“ahhhhh im gonna freak the jeff out”
“how does my nipple look today?”
“jeff”
“jeff you know me so well”
“see that cute track guy over there”
“he wants your jeffing myspace user”
“ahhhhh im gonna freak the jeff out”
“how does my nipple look today?”
“jeff”
by cteh sea jeffery May 24, 2018

by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.
Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate
by Mista chief January 8, 2021

by Jeffweiss March 17, 2021
