donkey rofl

the act of breaking out in raucous laughter while performing doggy-style sex on another person.

Joe: Hey, Steve! How was your date with Cindy last night?
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.

by wtfchat December 10, 2008

honk donkey

Honk Donkey means loud donkey!
Honk Donkey a website that has differnt media and stuff
Honk Donkey - Honk a donkey
Honk meaning fuck and donkey meaning mum - mother fucker

You Honk Donkey
Honk that donkey

by SPUDLET July 8, 2006

donkey slap

when somebody has passed out at a party, and then you whip out your dick and slap them with it on the face leaving an imprint of a dick.

"yo man, that girl passed out so i donkey slapped her face, go look at her face, it's fucking hilarious!!"

by Lyle V January 11, 2008

donkey fuckee

Someone who gets fucked by donkeys

Rob Passantino and Pat Gerrity get fucked in the ass by the same donkey, that is why they are donkey fuckees

by Mandinga October 2, 2003

donkey punch

When you're having anal sex with a girl and you're just finishing up, you punch them in the back of the head, making her ass hole contract so that when you pull out there's no shit on your dick.

"Tim donkey punched me last night when we were having sex."

by lysopac September 6, 2006

Donkey's Revenge

Donkey's revenge is when a girl has been donkey punched and decides to get revenge. While receiving anal sex from the male, she has a friend sneak into the room and just as the male is reaching climax, her friend punches the male in the back of the head, interrupting his orgasm and hopefully making him think twice before he tries a donkey punch again.

Angry about the fact that Peter had donkey punched her the previous week, the next time they had anal sex, Charlotte had her friend Bella come into the room and smash Peter in the back of the head just as he reached orgasm. After being on the receiving end of the Donkey's Revenge, Peter decided against Donkey Punching his girlfriend in the future.

by Sparkletits January 25, 2011

dip the donkey

A game in which you and various friends submerge your genitalia into to scalding hot, abrasive liquids and see who can last the longest.

That round of dip the donkey was damn competitive.

by Jonballz February 8, 2004