Amazing Cooper

He looks so good in sweatshirts and gets the laidies and the hoes on friday nights. ALL the laidies have the hots for Cooper. They usally fight over who gets Cooper. Cooper is always looking to help someone. He has empathy for everyone.

Such a fucking Amazing Cooper... dam

by Mr.Doggie May 24, 2021

Cooper

A Cooper is typically a good for nothing fag who smokes darts and sucks dick. He has a below average penis and small testicles. A coopers mother is normally quite a smoking hot respectable mature woman. Cooper enjoys smoking on that zaa-zaa, however his jobless antics make it quite difficult to fund his smoking habits.

Person 1: "Wow, that guy is SUCH a Cooper"
Person 2: "What a faggot"

by Person with a job February 12, 2023

Cooper

OMG cooper has a huge fat dick that everyone around wants to suck

it massive i was in it last night

thanks cooper it justine

Cooper dick is huge

by justine firman March 3, 2025

Chloe olds Cooper

She’s a horny bitch loves anal in the sea loves to dye her hair till she looks like a fishy scarecrow and master Bates with a mascara and love to suck ellie Chester’s and jada Buckley’s big cheesy toes and has massive burger nips boys hit the bitch up

Chloe olds Cooper is a horny bastard

by Suckie for ten Buckie December 23, 2018

cooper

another word for a penis used at WJHS Mostly by Carson W, and Collin P because they both have tiny penises

Guy: You wanna come eat this cooper
Girl: What’s that
Guy: My shlong
Girl: Shut up yours is tiny I have a picture

by bitchwhore69 December 5, 2019

Coopering

When you think, imagine, or form a question around the most ridiculous theories or "What if" / hypothetical scenarios.

"What happens if, while playing a round of golf, you hit your ball into the water and a fish eats it?"

"Stop; you're coopering again."

by NickSultan April 10, 2021

Mariea Cooper

A drug adict skank who doesn't care about anyone but herself a real whore who should spen the rest of her sad miserable life in prison steals from her kids a dumb slut

Hey look at that crack whore she must be Mariea Cooper

by Chicken_little77 March 16, 2020