national identity crisis-day

The day everyone who can't celebrate halloween has a identitycrisis.

person 1: "what day is it?"

person 2: "it' s National Identity crisis-day!"

by setting66 October 31, 2021

National Girlfriend Appreciation Fortnite

February 1st-14th is now considered national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite and boys must post their girlfriends every chance they get

“Hey it’s national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite next week bro” (friend 1)

“Oh fuck” (friend 2)

by Hfbdnsne February 3, 2024

national sex day

on January 26th it is national sex day it is the day were you have sex for the whole entire day

hey you wanna have sex today it’s national sex day
sure when you wanna
right now and for the whole day

by One of his items but he is one January 19, 2019

National kiss an Indian day

January 7th, you need to find a tall Indian and kiss him. Only if ur hot, if ur ugly stay away

Wow that indian is hot and I heard he has a massive veiny cock im gonna kiss him as it’s national kiss an Indian day.

by A Fucking G/ Indian Jesus January 3, 2022

national Hanley Day

National Hanley day is June 2nd.
This is HANLEY’s special day, so go find your Hanley and wish her happy Hanley day!

Me: Hey Hanley!
Her: what girly??
Me: Happy National Hanley Day!

by Jaeeeeeeeeeeeeee29999 March 6, 2025

National Happy Birthday Jeff Weiss day

March 17 is jeff weis birthdya Say happy birthday jeff weiss on march 17 it’s national day!’

wow i sure do love jeff weiss!
me too, i’m so happy it’s national happy birthday jeff weiss day!

by Jeffweiss March 17, 2021

national homeboy day

a day where you show your hbs appreciation.

“today is national homeboy day !”

by wendelvicfor August 9, 2023