by you little fgt June 19, 2015
When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle
Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice!
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.
by Anonymouse_xx April 17, 2020
When a man performs cunnilingus on his lady while she takes a dump in the toilet. Similar to a blumpkin
by HaloHaloisDeBomb March 24, 2016
When you are fucking a girl and you stick both your penis and two fingers inside her vagina and separate as much as possible while hitting the cervix as gentle as possible, instantly making her want to orgasm.
by Blinding lights May 01, 2020
When an Asian has a small dick so he wants to always intimidate people and threaten them with the people he knows although he can’t fight and has a tiny filipenis
by pussyslayer64 April 16, 2020
I heard a lot of weird screeching coming from the bedroom, they must have been doing the dirty elroy
by Toxicducky April 16, 2020