Face Fucked

Another word for faceplant, When your face hits/fucks the ground.

Holly shit cunt he just face fucked the ground hahahahaha holly fuck you all good cunt?
What oh fuck I face fucked it real hard aye cunt hahaha,
Ya face fucked it off your bike cunt .

by Mackbud August 11, 2021

Fart face

A fart face is typically someone who is an unkind or rude person. They’re names can consist of, Cameron, Cole, and Anthony.

Person 1: that guy is a fart face
Person 2: who is?
Person 1: Cole

by Hotmoms August 11, 2021

Shut Face

When you are around an adult and cannot say the words “shut the fuck up” but also believe “shut up” is too mainstream.

Imbecile: “Umm, actually, vaccines cause Autism-“

Person With Half A Brain: “Shut face, dumbass.”

by Pyro_SOURCE August 17, 2021

she's got a picture of an anime girl's face

This is to do with Wilbur Soot's 'I'm In Love With An E-Girl', an absolute classic.

Now who is Wilbur Soot you may ask? Well he is a man who fell in love with TommyInnit many years ago.

"She's got a picture of an anime girl's face!"
"Just a single"
"Nothing more"
"Send her rubbing up my ethernet cord"

by GiggleOfficial August 20, 2021

Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Resting gif-face

The loop your face makes when you’re listening but not very interested, I.E., An eye roll, nod, deep sigh, or nom-sincere smile. Sometimes unintentional, but can be done deliberately for effect.

Usually under two seconds long, and usually sarcastic or born out of sheer boredom and a desire to be polite when you’d rather be anywhere else. Also used as profile pictures on popular internet sites.

(At a dinner party, trying to tell a story)

*The person adjacent to you, nodding and smiling over and over again*
“I was trying to tell you about this, but you’re just using a resting gif-face with me”

Alternatively, “Yeah, I don’t really care about their story, so I blanked and used my resting gif-face.

Or, “Man I rewatched that video I was in, I totally had a resting gif-face”

by Moth??? June 18, 2021

Stupid Face World

When you are in the act of exposing your stupid face to the world.

“Hey, Stupid Face World...You nearly hit my car; watch out!”

by AmazeMe77 June 19, 2021