Man Baby

A Man Baby is a fat little child, they mostly live with their parent's in the basement... the last letter of their name usually ends with two T's they also cry a lot.

Is that fat little man baby downstairs?

by A manbaby April 12, 2020

Baby shit

When you lose a verbal fight with your significant other and you decide to act all cute like a baby to make he/she forgive you.

Man, she’s back on her baby shit, look at those puppy dog eyes

by Gispatcho Vhloiga November 8, 2020

Sleep Apnea Baby

A term for someone who makes weird noises, can't breathe quietly, or otherwise makes a lot of strange but perceptible noises with their mouth.

"Did you hear Jack breathing earlier on call? He sounds like a sleep apnea baby."

by Zak Saturday March 8, 2024

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.

ok wait WHAT

me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Baby Yoda New

A very short measure of time.

I met you when you were baby yoda new.

by Llangab December 4, 2020

Craigslist Baby

That one guy everybody wants to throw down an elevator shaft.

"Hey man the boss wants that report on llama feces theory report done by 4."
"That damn craigslist baby!"
Synonym: Lil' Jackass

by JimmyJones2.0 April 2, 2019

bald short baby

nico

nico is a bald short baby

by ilovemayo March 31, 2019