National Slime Sartaj Day

When you see Sartaj out in public you know it's time to slime him out
This holiday is celebrated on July 7th

"Bro have you seen Sartaj today? I NEED to slime him!"
"You coming? It's national slime Sartaj day, we gotta move."

by zzsaturn July 7, 2025

National cheat on your man day

Today is a free pass to cheat on your man/husband JUST THIS ONCE!!

Defined by: July 9th is National Cheat on your man day!

by tacoboy67 July 9, 2025

National Reveal Who You Wanna Travel The World With Day

Tag that person and let everyone know who is that person you wanna travel the world with❤

National Reveal Who You Wanna Travel The World With Day: Jackson wanted to travel the world with Samantha and show her/get her all the stuff she ever wanted.

by Skdjsjanfnv July 10, 2025

National Joke Day

When someone says something SO outrageous you genuinely think it has to be part of a larger scheme

"I hate pickles"
"Is it National Joke day are you fucking serious"

by redcrayon69 July 12, 2025

National send your boyfriend a sexy picture day

Everyday you should send your boyfriend at least one sexy picture of yourself just to remind him of how sexy you are

Boyfriend: says to girlfriend hey it national send a sexy picture to your boyfriend day

Girlfriend: oh ok send a sexy picture to

boyfriend

National send your boyfriend a sexy picture day

by National reoccurring days July 14, 2025

National fine shyt appreciation day

July 17 is national fine shyt appreciation day

Boy: “damn shorty u fine as hell”
Girl: “excuse me?”
Boy: “yo chill it’s national fine shyt appreciation day”
Girl: “…oh. My Bad thanks king”

by Cahuw July 17, 2025

National fuck a dragon day

On July 19th, the Nation recognizes and celebrates the auspicious sexuality of dragons and dragon fuckers. Observation of the holiday includes activities like fucking a dragon, sending well wishes to dragons who enjoy fucking, and announcing your proclivity for fucking dragons.

I roll to seduce the dragon with +3 advantage. Also, Happy National Fuck A Dragon Day to those who celebrate!

by Urbandanny July 18, 2025