National Clingy Day

(Oct 29), a day where all boyfriends can be as clingy as they wish with no repercussions, or complaints from their girlfriend.

Jake: “Yo bro, I’ve been having a helluva day!”
Luke: “Why bro?”
Jake: “It’s national clingy day!”

by deathaine October 27, 2024

National Hate Ryan Day

Hate on Ryan day
On September 14th

“Hey Ryan you look stupid today it’s September 14th” - National Hate Ryan Day

by Monkeyluver4445 September 14, 2025

National Hippo Appreciation Day

Boy: Guess what today is?
Girl: What?
Boy: Its National Hippo Appreciation Day!
Girl: Ugh. No one cares about Hippos.
Boy: You really should. You know there going extinct?
Girl: No I didn’t know that!! I guess I should respect Hippos more!

It’s national Hippo appreciation day!

by National Hippo day October 15, 2019

Gay-a-nation

A very large group of gay people

Is that a gay-a-nation over there?

by Chikin nudle chupe January 27, 2023

National Kiss A Friend Day

go kiss that friend of yours.

he/she is waiting...

Hey bro remember my friend Ashley? The fine one

Yea bro I do. What about it?

It is National Kiss A Friend Day so ima take my chance.

by anonymous881638271 March 24, 2021

National Send Lewds Day

April 18th is the day you send lewds to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send lewds to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send lewds Day!

*sends lewds to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send lewds Day to you too!

*sends lewds to Person 1*

by JustDandy90 April 19, 2021

National Raftuss Day

May 12th.

Anyone born on this day is very Raftuss. Hey It’s National Raftuss Day!

by King Bert May 10, 2022