Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day
Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you
Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you
by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022
Get the National Grab ass daymug. December 3rd is the day we celebrate the big titty goth bitches and the big booty fishnet goth girls
by Supersaiyansatan November 1, 2021
Get the National goth girl daymug. Always Ready. Always There.
Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".
Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".
Dude, that New Hampshire Army National Guard soldier is literally getting paid to go to college. They must be their parents favorite child.
by jollyranger December 21, 2016
Get the New Hampshire Army National Guardmug. National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform
Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"
by xXx_Rawr_Baby_xXx April 6, 2021
Get the National Simp Daymug. "Hey Kaitlyn guess what dat it is?"-John
"I don't know john?"-Kaitlyn
*Kiss* "Its national Kiss day!"
"I don't know john?"-Kaitlyn
*Kiss* "Its national Kiss day!"
by YoDaniel September 15, 2019
Get the National Kiss Daymug. Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary
Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020
Get the National Slap Ass Daymug. by posieron January 25, 2022
Get the National Send Nudes Daymug.