Tech Tic Syndrome

The obsessive need to stare at smart phones, televisions, and computers, to feel 'plugged in' to reality. When in all actuality you're literally tuning out reality. Risking your life driving or walking across the street, while you stare at your smart phone. So recurrent and constant that it is indeed a technology 'Tic' or 'Syndrome'.

Wow that guy's Tech Tic Syndrome got him run over. He was too busy staring at his phone while crossing the street and now he's dead. That girl was so distracted with her Tech Tic Syndrome that she wrecked her car and now she's dead.

by Big_White_Ya_Know August 17, 2015

Bitch ass little person syndrome

Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch

Marks a bitch because he has bitch ass little person syndrome

by Smart person19011 April 18, 2024

party arm syndrome

Much like restless leg syndrome, party arm syndrome (PAS) causes the uncontrollable urge to shake and move your arms. Resulting in the appearance that you are having an awesome time at a party.

"Wow, Stan is an great dancer!"

"Actually, he just suffers from party arm syndrome."

"That's sad."
"And awesome."

by alcdance June 18, 2012

Soul separation syndrome

Soul Separation Syndrome

Allen and Anna had a deep love for one another. When Allen traveled over night for work it felt like their souls were disconnected from one another; they suffered from soul separation syndrome.

by Mission Driven Life May 16, 2022

George syndrome

Some one who has George Syndrome is way stupider than anyone. With autism down syndrome or any form of learning disability. They can't spell and sound stupid when they talk smell bad and look like an egg. Thats George syndrome.

you'd swear he has George Syndrome hes so dumb and looks like an egg

by Deffnotjacobh November 12, 2018

medium syndrome

When your below up and above down syndrome. Entertaining to catch. Particularly occurs with brother and sister incest. LOVES to fuck random animals.

Your so entertaining you must have Medium Syndrome.

by Jonathan Niemiec February 22, 2017

BAB syndrome

BAB(basic ass bitch) syndrome is a terminal illness that has many symtoms, including but not limited to:
loving pumkin spice everything, overusing the word like, being obsessed with drama, having a low intelegence, being named tiffany or jessica, and reading urban dictionary definitions

"ugh its jessica agien, she has BAB syndrome

by Realtmontana February 18, 2023