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Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

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I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K April 24, 2016
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Red face Enterprise

When you love the sauce and like to work in a boss role and still have no clue at what is being done.
Damn this job is going south, must be a red face enterprise job.
by B Dingus July 23, 2021
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Under-boob-face

When someone is wearing a mask and their nose sticks out
“Bro you got under-boob-face”
Oh really? My bad
by SpyingSquirrel January 15, 2021
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carrot face

(slang, informal, vulgar)

A person with a long, angled face.

The term "carrot face" is used against someone when they have an overly pointed face or because they took mewing too seriously.

"Carrot face" compares an overly defined facial structure to the appearance of a carrot, because a carrot is long and pointy.
Derek mewed too much; he has a long ugly ass carrot face!
by SigmaSlang January 24, 2025
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Pull Your Face In

Mostly said on the East Coast of Australia: Used when someone says or does something out of line, just check yourself there mate that's a bit retarded.
Simon that's enough out of you, either pull your face in or get fucked.
by Pull Brain April 5, 2017
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To The Face

1. Consuming something in it's entirety to ones self.
Brandi, smoked a blunt to the face.
by @faithfullyfaded January 7, 2023
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