Sexy lady: can I suck your cock
Man: of course baby, just need to make my cock longer with this automatic boner machine
Sexy lady: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah I like this cock in my mouth and my hand
Man: ohhhh yeah baby keeping sucking my cock
Man: of course baby, just need to make my cock longer with this automatic boner machine
Sexy lady: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah I like this cock in my mouth and my hand
Man: ohhhh yeah baby keeping sucking my cock
by RideMyMonsterCock April 25, 2017
Get the Cockmug. by Range Velar April 23, 2019
Get the cockmug. Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024
Get the Mock-Cock Dockingmug. by BourgeoisieHater☭ September 29, 2024
Get the Cock timemug. by Juan Hung Lo15 October 1, 2018
Get the Cherry Cockingmug. A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.
Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.
by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025
Get the Banana Bald-Cockmug. The Thug Shaker of Cocks.
by ThugMasterArno May 3, 2023
Get the Thuggy Cockmug.